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Excerpt from letter written by Beau Breedlove’s mom

Posted on June 23, 2009 by Al

My son has always believed that he was not a victim in 2005. But I believe he’s a victim now. Exploited, deceived and betrayed by a friend and a “mentor” (?) for his own political gain. It saddens me that … Continue reading →

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Oregonian, Willamette Week, Portland Tribune, and my Beloved Mercury

Posted on May 6, 2009 by Al

You’re all doing some great reportage on Mayor Sam Adams and his follies.  But leave it to the indy journalist to get you the real scoop.  In light of the announcement that Adams is going car-free for a month (after … Continue reading →

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Car Toys Parking Lot Fail

Posted on May 4, 2009 by Al

It’s a sad day when I believe the word of a Car Toys employee over that of the Mayor.  Bye,  Sam Adams. Schweitz, who had run to check on the victims, told police at the scene and The Oregonian on … Continue reading →

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Beau Breedlove finds new line of work

Posted on March 15, 2009 by Al

We all know Beau’s recently posed nude for some rag, but is he working the penis extension ad circuit too? In other penis extension news, my online bud, taught me a new phrase: treadmill boner.

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Dear Sam,

Posted on February 27, 2009 by Al

Take a cue from this moronic mayor, who had the decency to resign. And listen to Dr. Gaye Harris very carefully.  She says it better than anyone.

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Untitled Musical Number by Portland Mayor Sam Adams

Posted on January 26, 2009 by Al

NSFW if your workplace has rules about viewing shirtless young male interns. Willamette Week says, “These Are a Few of Sam’s Favorite Things” and “we thank Alan Cordle for coming up with this hilarious little youtube vid (from his otherwise … Continue reading →

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Beau quaintances (fifth in a series)

Posted on January 26, 2009 by Al

Pastor Tim, 36, Owner and Sole Proprietor of New Faith Foundational Church of Greater Boise, LLC A mother’s burden is a wilful child.  And God does not spare the righteous from his trials or from suffering, but rather seeks them … Continue reading →

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Beau quaintances (fourth in a series)

Posted on January 25, 2009 by Al

Marty-Scott, 56, printer I was down from Vancouver for a week and that night Owen was drunk and a little depressed.  We’d told him not to put the gallery so close to 5 but he didn’t listen.  People want to … Continue reading →

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Go Away Sam Adams

Posted on January 25, 2009 by Al

So now the story’s that you kissed him when he was 17, but that’s not sexual contact? What will your line be next week, or even tomorrow? You are a slimy liar and completely unfit to govern this great city. … Continue reading →

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Beau quaintances (third in a series)

Posted on January 24, 2009 by Al

Owen, 53, gallery owner I met Beau about a year ago. It was maybe a year after he first came to town.  He bussed at the restaurant near the gallery and was hard to miss.  I saw him the night … Continue reading →

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