Category Archives: bootylicious

A Substitute Wedding Dance

If  you’re a bunch of white, aging frat boys and sorority girls, then you, too, might be invited to dance your way into Internet stardom.  Be sure the bride and groom choose a song by a man known for beating … Continue reading

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Check out my Chips

DSC03542 Originally uploaded by bluehole. I wasn’t the big winner last night. Chad (far left) takes that honor. But at this point in the game, I was ahead of everyone. Pretty good for my first time playing in 20 years.  … Continue reading

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Prostrate Broadway Beggar

In the spirit of Jack Bog’s post about the Welches stolen truck guy, I snapped this shot (click to enlarge) of the guy who does weird sun salutations on the corner of N Broadway where traffic exits the Interstate. Does … Continue reading

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Drishti

Don’t look away now.  You’ll miss the most exciting part.  This is the moment.  This is the time and this is the record of the time.  And speaking of the time: Whawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!

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The State Fair is Racist! 911 S. Renee Mitchell!

S. Renee Mitchell: You Be The Judge Originally uploaded by bluehole. I am deeply concerned because I went to the State Fair in Salem the other day. This dance group performed under the Comcast tent while K. and I ate … Continue reading

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Dreamgirls

I should have known not to rent it. Worst.  Musical.  Ever. I still love you, Beyonce.

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Work that Burqa

OK, ladies (?), I can guarantee you that my employer would fund a performance by you. Let me know!

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They Don’t Think We’re Ready

In an unannounced policy change that already has librarians fuming, Sports Illustrated (SI) decided this year to withhold copies of its risque annual swimsuit issue from classrooms and libraries. SI spokesman Rick McCabe acknowledged to LJ that publisher TIME, Inc., … Continue reading

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