Category Archives: snark

Oregonian, Willamette Week, Portland Tribune, and my Beloved Mercury

Posted on May 6, 2009 by Al

You’re all doing some great reportage on Mayor Sam Adams and his follies.  But leave it to the indy journalist to get you the real scoop.  In light of the announcement that Adams is going car-free for a month (after … Continue reading →

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Unbelievably Polite

Posted on April 7, 2009 by Al

Seriously! I laughed out loud and drinks came out of my nose when I read that. Drinks I’ve not even consumed. But then, she’s in “Daddy’s Triple EYE Society,” so of course she said that. I vote for meritocracy.

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Vacation — all I ever wanted

Posted on September 22, 2008 by Al

Today brings the first day of classes.  It may seem late to you, but we’re on quarters.  Already I’m thinking ahead to vacations.  Here’s the plan: Cambodia/Thailand Vegas New Orleans That should get me through the school year.  I’d like … Continue reading →

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Congratulations — you are vacuous.

Posted on June 4, 2008 by Al

Are you traveling a8road?  According to a Face8ook group, here’s what you need to worry a8out most: T0pic: Hair Straightn3r? R3ply t0 T0pic Displaying all 18 p0sts 8y 15 p30pl3. P0st #1 2 r3pli3s H0lly Raguza (8l00ms8urg) wr0t30n May 19, … Continue reading →

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Thomas Jefferson Looking Worried

Posted on April 22, 2008 by Al

photo by CA Newsom

Posted in academic integrity, coverup, cowardice, crime, ethics, family, foetry, incompetent, legal, library, loser, memoir, office of student affairs, police, president, racism, secret decoder ring, snark, students with special needs, teaching, think this is bad, threats, toocoolforschool, travel, victim, where's my invitation, you | Leave a comment

Damn, you found me out

Posted on April 9, 2008 by Al

I’ve secretly been living in Thailand, writing poems, and hosting guests at my Herbal Health & Training Centre. Your detective work is as good as ever, sleuths. (Arrogant and out of your depth) Haven’t you learned that every rumor you … Continue reading →

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What happened to the Speakeasy?

Posted on March 13, 2008 by Al

click to enlarge Hmmm. Looks like the Poets and Writers Speakeasy is down. How strange. Did Jeffrey Levine threaten a lawsuit like he usually does? Or did Joan Houlihan whine about it? Now I can get to the forum, as … Continue reading →

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Anti-climactic

Posted on March 13, 2008 by Al

Poetry’s Biggest Tool has outed herself.  She forgot to mention her Joan Houlihan puffpiece on Wikipedia.  See the history — oh look — it’s rperlman again.

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Single Tear

Posted on February 29, 2008 by Al

I’m crying because I wasn’t invited.

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Your Life Auction

Posted on January 10, 2008 by Al

My creation Originally uploaded by bluehole.

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