Category Archives: .to your pity party

Metafilter Transparency

Posted on December 31, 2011 by Al

Hey Cortex aka Josh Millard, Jessamyn West, Matt Haughey, Paul Bausch, others, It’s not that long of a story. But I guess it’s easier to claim I was being a pain than for you all to admit you were thin-skinned censors. … Continue reading →

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Queer Hypocrites

Posted on October 2, 2010 by Al

Update (11/21/2010): I am really ashamed of this post.  I want to clarify, since the content was misconstrued by some, that I am very pro-gay and pro-gay marriage.  I wrote this post in response to a gay man’s blog I … Continue reading →

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Karma’s Just Starting

Posted on May 9, 2008 by Al

Mock them They fight back Apologize for being dicks Too late

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Happy Birthday!

Posted on April 18, 2008 by Al

Someone I don’t know is my age today. Someone is 39. Someone is going to lose their bet. Someone can thank his friends in print for what will happen to him. I owe someone nothing. Someone will complain about his … Continue reading →

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What happened to the Speakeasy?

Posted on March 13, 2008 by Al

click to enlarge Hmmm. Looks like the Poets and Writers Speakeasy is down. How strange. Did Jeffrey Levine threaten a lawsuit like he usually does? Or did Joan Houlihan whine about it? Now I can get to the forum, as … Continue reading →

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Not a good way to start the New Year

Posted on December 31, 2007 by Al

Ask a question at Metafilter about figuring out which charities are good bets for year-end donations. Use a second account to answer your own question. Not reveal that you are, in fact, founder of charity rating company that you asked … Continue reading →

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Do You Think Your Christmas Sucks?

Posted on December 23, 2007 by Al

Hyena rip-off — The hyena slipped through the front door of Nel’s family farm in Sabie Sands, Mpumalanga on Thursday night and attacked her as she lay sleeping, reported the Beeld newspaper.The animal ripped open her forehead, from above her … Continue reading →

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Untitled Post

Posted on December 12, 2007 by Al

I feel for this MeFite. Dreaming of Obama/Clinton running mates, in whichever order. Rereading this document is pretty sickening. Discovered my friend stopped blogging at livejournal (lol), but somehow missed her move to WordPress. K’s dad finds out more about … Continue reading →

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Child’s Play 6: Chucky the Big Crybaby

Posted on August 31, 2007 by Al

I’m working on an unofficial screenplay. Chucky grows up physically, but still has the mind of a child. He doesn’t want to take responsibility for the shit he’s done in the past. There will be riveting moments in the movie, … Continue reading →

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Retired

Posted on July 25, 2007 by Al

I’m retired from Foetry, but this type of post, from this kind of poet, really irritates me.

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